Recent excuses for positive drug tests ...
-- I'm a drug dealer & it gets in my pores, but I don't use
-- I'll bring a note from my doctor 'cuz my meds cause "cocaine traits" &, by the way, my doctor says you guys don't know what you're talking about when it comes to drug tests
-- People just come to my door with it ... what am I supposed to do??
-- It's legal in California ...
-- I was at the dentist & they gave me novocaine
-- It's my dialysis medicine
-- My doctor gives me novocaine shots for my kidneys in my foot
Classic!
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